WOAH.

I was on here 337 TIMES????
...that's...weird. I seriously didn't think I was on here THAT much...
*shrugs*
C'est la vie.

*raises eyebrows skeptically*

Hmmmm.....
I'm considering putting page views on here just to be ironic because, let's face it, most of them will be me, checking for spelling errors and trying to make my poll question work. That and Jen every once in a while, maybe...
...
I think I will.

My poll question...again...

Once again, not showing up and I recommend highlighting the answer so you can actually, you know, see them....*sigh*
LE QUESTION: "WHERE IS THE CROQUET BALL, ANYWAY?"
Yush.
Till: Please help!
Wrevor: We only have so many!
Till: Think of the children!!!
Wrevor: PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!
...*facepalm*
Technologically challenged,
-Alice

This Post Is Pointless

Toast.

Wait.
That's a bagel.
Er...fail....
Toast-less,
-Alice
Ps. Can you tell I'm bored?

The Periodic Table

Potassium, Lanthanum, Iodine, Neon.

Aluminum, Iodine, Carbon, Erbium, Oxygen, Carbon, Potassium, Erbium.

Selenium, Rhenium, Nitrogen, Cerium.

Lithium, Nitrogen ₂

Fluorine, Oxygen, Rhenium,Vanadium, Erbium Lutetium, Vanadium.

Titanium, Iodine, Lanthanum, Nitrogen' Tungsten, Rhenium, Vanadium, Erbium: Tungsten, Iodine, Carbon, Potassium-ed.

If you'll pardon my language...mwahahahahah...

Radioactive,
-Alice :D

...Seriously? What's the point of titling these?

Most of the titles have NOTHING to do with whatever the heck this post is about and they're stupid to boot! It's not like this is Time magazine either. If it was, we would be having some SERIOUS revamping to do... *looks around shiftily*
Heh, we're getting new carpet in our house so EVERYTHING is getting sorted and cleaned and furniture pushed around and it totally looks like we're moving. It's like Spring Cleaning in Summer. ^^
We're a little late. xD
On the bright side, we get to take a break and go swimming...
Till: Yay!
Wrevor: Swimming!
*rolls eyes* Swimsuits?
Twins: Check!
*sighness* ...yes.
Jen, when ever you read this, if I were you, I would un-follow this. It's not worth your time...
Scarlet: I'M HALFWAY THERE!
How is that possible???
Terry: Don't...ask...
...
YAY TINN AND LEM!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
Moving nowhere,
-Alice

I. Give. Up.

If you want to see random stuff pop up out of nowhere that should be there but is apparently invisible, just drag your mouse across my page because you'll be in for a FUN time.
*rolls eyes* I officially hate technology.
Till: I thought you ALWAYS hated technology.
...true, true, young padawon...
Wrevor: xD The blooper reel in the car was hilarious...
*rolls eyes* I was just bored, therefore bloopers and imaginary music videos were BOUND to happen...*sighness*
Oh well. Nobody besides Jen reads this anyway and she's not on very much. I won't worry about it much...
....
I want to use the word "mollycoddling."
Terry: What?
It's my new word that I learned! It just means overprotecting.
Monica: You COULD be writing...
Why do you care?
Monica: The faster you get done writing that Boredom Corner chapter, the faster you can stop calling Monica.
Don't assume things. Pedrofurter dragged on.
Scarlet: Ugh. *still digging*
STOP. DIGGING. TO. POLAND!
Scarlet: Make me.
Make me make you.
Scarlet: Make me make you make me.
Make me make you make me make you.
Scarlet: Make me make you make-
Twins: SHUT UP PEOPLE!!!
Everyone: O.O
Till: Arguing will get us nowhere!
Wrevor: Just stay calm and quickly and orderly proceed to the nearest exit located-
Till: *elbows him* Wrong speech.
Wrevor: *looks down* Oh yeah. Ahem. Fore score, and seven years ago, our founding fathers-
Till: Dude! Give me those! *grabs papers*
Wrevor: *hangs head*
This could take hours.
Till: I have a dream!!!
Wrevor: That's wrong too.
Till: How many speeches do you have in this pile? *shuffles through it*
Wrevor: *pulls one out* May the force, be with you all.
Till: *pulls another one out* This one is the lyrics to Sweet Transvestite.
...so...?
Twins: Who wants tacos?
Everyone: ME!
*we all set off*