OH MY FREAKING GOSH I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

CP COULTER FINALLY UPDATED!!!!
And it's almost NaNoNovel length. Now I know what took so long.
I'm kind of afraid to read it!
It took me so long to pick it up and now...I dunno...
BUT I'M SO EXCITED!
*sigh* ...I don't know...
It's just...been so long!
I...
I...
I'm going to go read it.
-Alice

THIS IS TOO CUTE

IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ITS LITTLE SCRUNCHED FACE!
XD
Sorry...
But still, watch it!
(Nobody, who I'm, once again, talking to.)
-Alice

LAUREN MADE IT TO THE SECOND ROUND!

Amazon Breakthrough Novel contest! I'm so happy for her!!!!!!

List of Second Round Finalists

Please wish her luck!!!!

The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00

Was it the adventures? Ah well...

Favourite part.

Shamisen: *starts talking*

Nagato: *completely expressionless* *whacks him with the wand so he shuts up* That was ventriloquism.

*a little while later*

Nagato: *while spinning off into the distance* Curses.

Oh, Nagato. ^^

This...is...weird...

I did a FictionPress search for my story (AJ's to be exact) which is called You Didn't See Anything (shut up, penguins of Madagascar reference, I know) and it came up EMPTY.
...
I find that incredibly creepy.
I can search "AJ" and find it but not the title of it.
...
That's just weird.
Confussled,
-Alice

Ps.

Yes.
Profeessional.
That is now a word.
Please use it on a daily basis.
*facepalm*
-Alice

I'm feeling better now

Especially after I read this:

Are you a writer? A profeessional writer? A good writer?

This guy is ingenious.

I'm going to go edit my AJ chapter now. Please read when I post.

^^
-Alice