Heh, yush.

Here I am. Waiting for 8 O'clock so I can watch Glee...no it's not new. I'm just obsessed....=3
Anyone else notice my URL is spelled wrong? Yeah, well...YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Heh, anyone else like the renovations I did on my page thingy?
Hmmm? Yes, well.
Scarlet: Yes, well what?
Terry: Ur face.
Sam: Ur face!
HEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD USE MY IDEA!
...er...never mind...
Todd: You can't NEVER mind.
Todd. Shut up. You're just forcing me into circular reasoning.
Todd: How can reasoning be circular if it's not a circle.
Well, it can't be a circle because it's not a circle. But circular reasoning is that it's about reasoning in a circle. Going nowhere. But reasoning can't be circle cuz it's straight. But what if it's not straight?
Terry: So what it's gay?
NO! I just mean the word is spelled out straight but that doesn't matter because it's not about how it's spelled it's about what it means. But it can't be circular reasoning without being a circle. But it's not a circle! Exactly! So it can't be circular reasoning, it has to be linear reasoning! But it can't be because that takes away the meaning of the word and-
GOSH DARN IT TODD!
Todd: Heh, you're so stupid.
Gee thanks. That made me feel good.
Todd: That's what I'm here for.
Scarlet: Heh, tacos.
What'd that have to do with anything?
Scarlet: *shrugs* Like you're much better.
...
...
...
UR MOM!
Scarlet's mom: PRESENT!
Everyone: O.O
Yeeeeeeah well....song in ma head....
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're nothin'....
Hmm...
Yush well, say goodbye now! Gotsta go. Peace yo! <3

HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MA SOUL!

I should totally be doing something else right now....hmm...*shrugs*
GUESS WHAT I DID?
Terry: WHAT?
Wow. Nice fake enthusiasm.
Terry: Oh, that was real.
Nice lying skillz.
Terry: Thanks.
Anyways, I REWROTE ROCKY HORROR! BOOYAH!
Why? Er...well...read it and find out! Cuz, I'm bored and don't feel like typing things out.
Scarlet: You already ARE typing.
...shut it...
Anyways, LINK!
Everyone: WHERE???
EVERYWHERE!
Scarlet: CABBAGES!
Scarlett: CABBAGES!
Louis: CABBAGES!
Lewis: CABBAGES!
Todd: CABBAGES!
Terry: CABBAGES!
Sam: CABBAGES!
CABBAGES!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*cabbages start pelting us out of nowhere*
*about 7 minutes later*
Well, here's the link...anyways...see what happens when I try ta do something!?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6679876/1/The_Rocky_Horror_er_WORD_show
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^click it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why do I feel like bombarding you with pictures of Kurt? *shrugs* Just do.

Okay, so first picture caption:
KLAINE!
(aka Kurt and Blaine. Together. It needs to happen.)
MWUHAHAHA!







Second picture caption: Ish Kurt and his bestiest friend Mercedes. Why am I doing this you ask? Er...cuz Kurt rocks my world.

Third picture caption: Kurt is trying very hard to teach the idiot football players how to dance like Madonna. =3

Fourth picture caption: If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it! Yes. Yes he is wearing a sequined glove. =D

Yes Kurt's dad. That's not a leotard at ALL...

Fifth picture caption: Kurt wearing his AWESOME hat to church. Yeah. I know. His hats are weird. *shrugs* Just makes him that much more awesome.

Sixth picture caption: Does this one even need it? Kurt, in all his fabulous fashion awesomeness. Yush.

Okay, okay, I've bored you people long enough. Rock on yo freaky bro. Yush. =D

BYEAAAAAAS!

Heh...heheheheh...WHAT?

What about the title? What? WHAT??? Ugh! *throws hands up and walks away*
Scarlet: Heh, good ridance. Hope she walks off a cliff or something. That'd put her under for a while...either way...
Louis: Can you get me out of this closet?
Scarlet: ....no.
Terry: Such love and respect.
Scarlet: *shoves him down the stairs*
Terry: *from down in the Dallas Cowboys stadium (do NOT ask...)* OW! Thanks a lot! Do you realize how hard it is to grass stains out of-hey! A penny!
Scarlett: *jabbering on randomly...probably about something stupid like...er...stuff*
Lewis: ...
Todd: Where's Alice?
Scarlet: Gone.
Todd: ...
...
Todd: Good. *sits down on the couch and powers up his laptop*
Me: *voice from nowhere* Thanks Todd. Thanks a lot.
Sam: Uh, there's a voice coming from your ceiling.
Scarlet: Nice observation skills, Dr. Obvious. Next time I'll just listen 5 minutes before to the first person who actually said it at the right time.
Sam: What's that supposed to me-EEEEEEAN!
Scarlet: *pushes him down the stairs*
Terry: OW! Gosh. Get off-
Sam: What?
Terry: Er...nothing...
NAAAAW! SERRENCE! *comes flying out of nowhere and tackles them*
Sam: What was that for?
I'm filling in for Jen.
Terry: Aha.
Scarlet: Back to criticizing Pedsy or Pedra, heh, cuz he's a girl, which we never actually started but there's no time like the present and no place like Chicago people. Remember that people. Anyway I heard that Pedra is currently looking for a way to turn herself/himself back into a man. I, however, told him/her the harsh truth that you can't turn back into what you never were.
You're mean.
Terry: Er...would you get off now?
Heh, no.
Sam: *shoves me off*
Ow.
Terry: Heh, stronger than I thought to shove a determined, *YOU DO NOT GET TO KNOW MY WEIGHT! THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO NEVER FIND OUT!* pound fangirl.
Sam: Yeah, well...
Louis: Would SOMEbody get me out of the closet?
Heh, no. *walks upstairs*
Well, I think I'll go do something else now. We've annoyed you people with our boredom long enough.
Todd: YOU'RE the one who's bored.
Shut it Todd. Anyways, heh, byeaaaaaas! =D
ANDDONTLOOKINTHEGREENROOMNOMATTERWHAT! *runs*
Everyone: O.o *all walk over to the green room and look in*
Everyone: *runs away screaming*

V.I.M.H

Real quick about my name: Is my real name Alice Rocker? Do I LOOK like my real name is Alice Rocker? No. Anyways, just call me Ally to avoid diffuculties.
Okay so, I said I was only here to comment, but I decided that you people also have right to know what the heck is going on with all this VIMH crap. I say it a lot, yet most of you have no idea what this means.
What does VIMH stand for Ally?
Well, glad you asked random person. VIMH stands for Voice In My Head. Or Voice(s) in my case.
Yes, I'm insane, deal with it.
So, the name VIMH was NOT my idea, it was my friend Jiggy's! She's also on fictionpress. Look her up!
Anyways, some people who say they hear voices in their head are not really insane, they just have VIMHs. Everyone actually has a VIMH, some people just choose to ignore them.
I have like 7(ish), and I guess I'll just tell you a little about them:
Scarlet:
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Other crap you MAY want to know: She's extremely violent, she's a vampire, and it's a physical imposibility for her to be nice.
Say hi to the people or PERSON as it may seem, Scarlet!
Scarlet: *still has not come down from upstairs*
SCARLET!
Scarlet: WHAT?
SAY HI!
Scarlet: NEVER!
And, for you viewing/reading/hearing pleasure, that was Scarlet.
Louis:
Gender: Guy
Age: ...like, 18 or something? *shrugs*
Other crap: It's pronounced loo-is, not loo-y, sorry French-type people. That just the American way. He's Scarlet's boyfriend, I like to stuff him in a closet when he annoys me (most of the time), he's also a vampire.
SAY HI LOUIS!
Louis: Hi Louis.
Ergh, don't start this again.
Louis: Ergh, don't start this again.
I'm trying to explain something to these people (person)-
Louis: I'm trying to explain something to these people-
*shoves him in the closet*
Scarlett:
Er, yeah, their names are the same, but they are in no way similar...
Gender: Girl
Age: 16, 17 somewhere in there...you are sixteen, going on seventeen...lalala...
Other crap: She's a complete girly-girl, she has knocked people out from talking too much, and she really wants your number so she can text you at three am to tell you that she woke up to go to the bathroom.
Scarlett: YES!
You're not allowed to expend personal info online, so ha! Todd, are you proud of me?
Todd: Yes.
Todd likes it when I use large words.
Todd: Suuuuure I do…
Lewis:
Again, with the naming thing, I know....let's just say I have naming problems...
Gender: Guy...duh...seriously, what's the point of this? Oh...I know...
Age: 17 or 16...around there...
Other crap: He doesn’t talk much, he has a dog named Steve, and Scarlett is his girlfriend (no wonder he doesn’t talk much.
Say hi to the people, Lewis.
Lewis: *holds up the peace sign*
Todd:
Ooooh, Todd…
Gender: Guy
Age: 15, 16 ish
Other crap: He uses long words, has many opinions, is kinda obsessed with cleanliness, and doesn’t like me very much.
Todd: Bonjourno people.
Did I SAY you could talk?
Todd: No, but you were having everyone else talk after-
SO? What if I decided to change the rules?
Todd: But you didn’t. Did you.
…no…
Todd: So, ha!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Todd.
Terrence (Terry):
Gender: HERE’S where this matters. Terry is a guy, but I am also going to inform you that he is gay.
Age: 14
Other crap: Also a vampire, he’s a character in one of my stories, I call him Terry for short, SERRENCE! (don’t ask, on second thought, do, if you care), and uh, yeah, he doesn’t like it when you wear brown with black. Just a, ahem, warning.
Terry: Sorry, but that looked awful.
Not like anyone ELSE would have cared…meh…
And then there’s Sam who’s not really a VIMH just a freeloader, but I’ll let him say hi.
Sam: Hi! I-
DID I SAY YOU COULD SAY ‘I’???
Sam: Well no but-
Or that? For that matter?
Well, now you know. Some people are more talkative than others, Scarlet is upstairs, that’s why she’s not butting in…
Welp, I must now go watch Glee (Kurt) so….byeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Ps. Why did no one tell me you could change the font? Or the colour??? Sheesh…
Pps. Heh, British…
Ppps. Scarlet: I’ll do more Pedsy criticism next time when I’m not busy.
Pppps. Terry: Those of you wearing black with brown, save yourselves now. Slowly proceed to your closet and change into something sensible-
What are you doing??? Get off of there! You think they care about clothes??? *walks off still lecturing*
By the way, what's is the point of continuing talking AND putting Ps.? What's that even stand for?
Todd: Post script.
Well...does this mean this is...off script?
Scarlett: Did anyone else know we HAD  script?
Louis: Er...no...
Terry: Maybe it's just a figure of speech.
Todd: No you idiots. Script as in 'writing'. Like scribe?
Everyone: OOOOOH...
WAIT! I have a picture...not sure if I'm allowed by the drawer to post it, but she takes ALL CREDIT for her AMAZING piece of artwork. (it's us and our VIMHs):

Can you see it? Huh? Huh? Well, the AMAZING AND TALENTED artist is... uDUNwannaKNO!
Here's her web address!
http://www.nawchiz.blogspot.com/
Go and check out her hilarious blog! (Ish better than this one you're wasting your time with)
Here's the label she wrote for it: (this label is copywrite uDUNwannaKNO 2011)
(from left to right)

Jake: Peeking out from behind a wall, thinking, Maybe if I smile they won't notice I've been gone for an hour...

Lewis: Wondering what the heck is going on.

Louis: Explaining to all that will listen (aka, nobody) Why he is not happy with the fact that he just escaped being locked in the closet. Again.

Terrence: In his happy place (Or Serrence world XD) waiting for it to just be over with.

Anna: Yelling, "HOLY CRAP MY KNIFE! WATCH OUT!"

Ally: Also in her Serrence world, oblivious to the fact that she's about to be impaled with a knife.

Todd: Clearly wishing he was anywhere but there.

Pedro: Irritated (as he constantly is) and about to start ranting about with every cuss known to man. And dolphins. Yes. Pedro knows dolphin cusses.

Scarlet: Triumphant in her mission to steal Pedro's casual jacket, now trying to rip it in two.

Jen (me aka uDUNwannaKNO): One of the only few who are actually POSING for the PICTURE. Probably ALSO in her Serrence world, but at least posing.

Scarlett: Happy that, for once, it's not she who's being embarrassed. At least, not yet.

(Me talking again) Okay, so, there you go. (Ps. She might be unhappy with me for not asking if I could post this before I did, so if she asks, say you know nothing....=3)

Okay, okay, I'm leaving now...heh, byeaaas people! =D
Ppppp...ect....s. For the record, yes, I am insane. NOW STOP FOLLOWING ME! GOSH!

Oooookay, sooo...

OMMCGEEZERS! Okay, so here I am. Once again...Must...not...start...singing...meh! Either way, people here I am, deal with it! MWUAHHAAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not really here to have a profile or a blog, I'm entirely too lazy for that and hey, I accidently now have a Valentine's Day deadline that I've given myself because I'm a hopeles romantic and cheezy and have way too much to do, yet continue to have what I like to think of as brilliant story ideas. Anyways, I'm just here to comment to my friend's blog BECAUSE:
er...I can't exactly figure out how to do it anonymously...cuz I just suck like that...
So, yush. Also, I'm here to beg you to check out my stories and writing and all that crap anyways, here's the URL. (What does URL stand for anyway? Hmm...umbrella's right left...er...that makes no sense...): http://www.fictionpress.com/u/728725/Alice_Rocker
Yush. Check it out yo-
Scarlet: What are you doing??? Are you typing a BLOG??? I WANT TO BE IN THE BLOG TOO!
NO NO! I'M NOT TYPING A BLOG I'M JUST-!
Scarlet: Give me that! *tries to grab the keyboard*
Never! *tugs it back*
Scarlet: Give me the keyboard NOW!
*this next scene has been deleted because of its violent nature*
Scarlet: Hi people! As you can clearly see, I am Scarlet. That's my name, learn it, fear it, worship it. Anyway, Lazy over there *gestures to me tied to a chair in handcuffs, covered in various scratches and bruises with a banana stuffed in my mouth while Scarlet remain perfectly unharmed with her hair still perfectly in order...ish* says this isn't a blog. Well, if she's not gonna claim it, I am. So, I have decided to take over and make this my Pedsy Critiscism Corner! Don't know who Pedsy is? He's an illegal Mexican immigrant who snuck into the US and has now taken up ballet dancing.
Me: *spits out the banana* TERRENCE! HELP ME!
Terry: What now?
HELP!
Terry: Fine...I'll go get the chainsaw...
Oooh, but I don't like the chainsaw!!!
Terry: Do you want out or not?
...yes...
Terry: THEN SHUT UP!
*five minutes later*
*I have been freed* *tackles Scarlet who is doing nothing in particular* BYE PEOPLE!
Scarlet: HEY! I"m not done yet!
TOO BAD! HASTA LA VISTA!
Scarlet: Give me back that keyboard!
DON'T BOTHER CALLING I WON'T PICK UP! I LIKE MY RINGTONE TOO MUCH!
Scarlet: Ergh!
BYEAAAAAS! =D