V.I.M.H

Real quick about my name: Is my real name Alice Rocker? Do I LOOK like my real name is Alice Rocker? No. Anyways, just call me Ally to avoid diffuculties.
Okay so, I said I was only here to comment, but I decided that you people also have right to know what the heck is going on with all this VIMH crap. I say it a lot, yet most of you have no idea what this means.
What does VIMH stand for Ally?
Well, glad you asked random person. VIMH stands for Voice In My Head. Or Voice(s) in my case.
Yes, I'm insane, deal with it.
So, the name VIMH was NOT my idea, it was my friend Jiggy's! She's also on fictionpress. Look her up!
Anyways, some people who say they hear voices in their head are not really insane, they just have VIMHs. Everyone actually has a VIMH, some people just choose to ignore them.
I have like 7(ish), and I guess I'll just tell you a little about them:
Scarlet:
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Other crap you MAY want to know: She's extremely violent, she's a vampire, and it's a physical imposibility for her to be nice.
Say hi to the people or PERSON as it may seem, Scarlet!
Scarlet: *still has not come down from upstairs*
SCARLET!
Scarlet: WHAT?
SAY HI!
Scarlet: NEVER!
And, for you viewing/reading/hearing pleasure, that was Scarlet.
Louis:
Gender: Guy
Age: ...like, 18 or something? *shrugs*
Other crap: It's pronounced loo-is, not loo-y, sorry French-type people. That just the American way. He's Scarlet's boyfriend, I like to stuff him in a closet when he annoys me (most of the time), he's also a vampire.
SAY HI LOUIS!
Louis: Hi Louis.
Ergh, don't start this again.
Louis: Ergh, don't start this again.
I'm trying to explain something to these people (person)-
Louis: I'm trying to explain something to these people-
*shoves him in the closet*
Scarlett:
Er, yeah, their names are the same, but they are in no way similar...
Gender: Girl
Age: 16, 17 somewhere in there...you are sixteen, going on seventeen...lalala...
Other crap: She's a complete girly-girl, she has knocked people out from talking too much, and she really wants your number so she can text you at three am to tell you that she woke up to go to the bathroom.
Scarlett: YES!
You're not allowed to expend personal info online, so ha! Todd, are you proud of me?
Todd: Yes.
Todd likes it when I use large words.
Todd: Suuuuure I do…
Lewis:
Again, with the naming thing, I know....let's just say I have naming problems...
Gender: Guy...duh...seriously, what's the point of this? Oh...I know...
Age: 17 or 16...around there...
Other crap: He doesn’t talk much, he has a dog named Steve, and Scarlett is his girlfriend (no wonder he doesn’t talk much.
Say hi to the people, Lewis.
Lewis: *holds up the peace sign*
Todd:
Ooooh, Todd…
Gender: Guy
Age: 15, 16 ish
Other crap: He uses long words, has many opinions, is kinda obsessed with cleanliness, and doesn’t like me very much.
Todd: Bonjourno people.
Did I SAY you could talk?
Todd: No, but you were having everyone else talk after-
SO? What if I decided to change the rules?
Todd: But you didn’t. Did you.
…no…
Todd: So, ha!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Todd.
Terrence (Terry):
Gender: HERE’S where this matters. Terry is a guy, but I am also going to inform you that he is gay.
Age: 14
Other crap: Also a vampire, he’s a character in one of my stories, I call him Terry for short, SERRENCE! (don’t ask, on second thought, do, if you care), and uh, yeah, he doesn’t like it when you wear brown with black. Just a, ahem, warning.
Terry: Sorry, but that looked awful.
Not like anyone ELSE would have cared…meh…
And then there’s Sam who’s not really a VIMH just a freeloader, but I’ll let him say hi.
Sam: Hi! I-
DID I SAY YOU COULD SAY ‘I’???
Sam: Well no but-
Or that? For that matter?
Well, now you know. Some people are more talkative than others, Scarlet is upstairs, that’s why she’s not butting in…
Welp, I must now go watch Glee (Kurt) so….byeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Ps. Why did no one tell me you could change the font? Or the colour??? Sheesh…
Pps. Heh, British…
Ppps. Scarlet: I’ll do more Pedsy criticism next time when I’m not busy.
Pppps. Terry: Those of you wearing black with brown, save yourselves now. Slowly proceed to your closet and change into something sensible-
What are you doing??? Get off of there! You think they care about clothes??? *walks off still lecturing*
By the way, what's is the point of continuing talking AND putting Ps.? What's that even stand for?
Todd: Post script.
Well...does this mean this is...off script?
Scarlett: Did anyone else know we HAD  script?
Louis: Er...no...
Terry: Maybe it's just a figure of speech.
Todd: No you idiots. Script as in 'writing'. Like scribe?
Everyone: OOOOOH...
WAIT! I have a picture...not sure if I'm allowed by the drawer to post it, but she takes ALL CREDIT for her AMAZING piece of artwork. (it's us and our VIMHs):

Can you see it? Huh? Huh? Well, the AMAZING AND TALENTED artist is... uDUNwannaKNO!
Here's her web address!
http://www.nawchiz.blogspot.com/
Go and check out her hilarious blog! (Ish better than this one you're wasting your time with)
Here's the label she wrote for it: (this label is copywrite uDUNwannaKNO 2011)
(from left to right)

Jake: Peeking out from behind a wall, thinking, Maybe if I smile they won't notice I've been gone for an hour...

Lewis: Wondering what the heck is going on.

Louis: Explaining to all that will listen (aka, nobody) Why he is not happy with the fact that he just escaped being locked in the closet. Again.

Terrence: In his happy place (Or Serrence world XD) waiting for it to just be over with.

Anna: Yelling, "HOLY CRAP MY KNIFE! WATCH OUT!"

Ally: Also in her Serrence world, oblivious to the fact that she's about to be impaled with a knife.

Todd: Clearly wishing he was anywhere but there.

Pedro: Irritated (as he constantly is) and about to start ranting about with every cuss known to man. And dolphins. Yes. Pedro knows dolphin cusses.

Scarlet: Triumphant in her mission to steal Pedro's casual jacket, now trying to rip it in two.

Jen (me aka uDUNwannaKNO): One of the only few who are actually POSING for the PICTURE. Probably ALSO in her Serrence world, but at least posing.

Scarlett: Happy that, for once, it's not she who's being embarrassed. At least, not yet.

(Me talking again) Okay, so, there you go. (Ps. She might be unhappy with me for not asking if I could post this before I did, so if she asks, say you know nothing....=3)

Okay, okay, I'm leaving now...heh, byeaaas people! =D
Ppppp...ect....s. For the record, yes, I am insane. NOW STOP FOLLOWING ME! GOSH!