Oooookay, sooo...

OMMCGEEZERS! Okay, so here I am. Once again...Must...not...start...singing...meh! Either way, people here I am, deal with it! MWUAHHAAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not really here to have a profile or a blog, I'm entirely too lazy for that and hey, I accidently now have a Valentine's Day deadline that I've given myself because I'm a hopeles romantic and cheezy and have way too much to do, yet continue to have what I like to think of as brilliant story ideas. Anyways, I'm just here to comment to my friend's blog BECAUSE:
er...I can't exactly figure out how to do it anonymously...cuz I just suck like that...
So, yush. Also, I'm here to beg you to check out my stories and writing and all that crap anyways, here's the URL. (What does URL stand for anyway? Hmm...umbrella's right left...er...that makes no sense...): http://www.fictionpress.com/u/728725/Alice_Rocker
Yush. Check it out yo-
Scarlet: What are you doing??? Are you typing a BLOG??? I WANT TO BE IN THE BLOG TOO!
NO NO! I'M NOT TYPING A BLOG I'M JUST-!
Scarlet: Give me that! *tries to grab the keyboard*
Never! *tugs it back*
Scarlet: Give me the keyboard NOW!
*this next scene has been deleted because of its violent nature*
Scarlet: Hi people! As you can clearly see, I am Scarlet. That's my name, learn it, fear it, worship it. Anyway, Lazy over there *gestures to me tied to a chair in handcuffs, covered in various scratches and bruises with a banana stuffed in my mouth while Scarlet remain perfectly unharmed with her hair still perfectly in order...ish* says this isn't a blog. Well, if she's not gonna claim it, I am. So, I have decided to take over and make this my Pedsy Critiscism Corner! Don't know who Pedsy is? He's an illegal Mexican immigrant who snuck into the US and has now taken up ballet dancing.
Me: *spits out the banana* TERRENCE! HELP ME!
Terry: What now?
HELP!
Terry: Fine...I'll go get the chainsaw...
Oooh, but I don't like the chainsaw!!!
Terry: Do you want out or not?
...yes...
Terry: THEN SHUT UP!
*five minutes later*
*I have been freed* *tackles Scarlet who is doing nothing in particular* BYE PEOPLE!
Scarlet: HEY! I"m not done yet!
TOO BAD! HASTA LA VISTA!
Scarlet: Give me back that keyboard!
DON'T BOTHER CALLING I WON'T PICK UP! I LIKE MY RINGTONE TOO MUCH!
Scarlet: Ergh!
BYEAAAAAS! =D