HELLOOOOR CAMI!!!

Hey people!
Everyone: WHAT NOW?
Guess what?
Scarlett: Ooh, a guessing game! I know! Because it wanted to get to the other side right?
*facepalm* No.
Scarlett: A newspaper?
NO.
Scarlett: A-
MOVING ON. You have to say hi!!!
Terry: Why? We always say hi!!!
Cami wants your names. T.T So shut up.
Everyone: *groans*
Do it!
Scarlet: I HATE YOU LAZY! Fine. Hey. I'm Scarlet. Now *bleep* off.
No swearing!
Scarlet: *sticks tongue out*
Meh.
Louis: Hello! I'm Louis! Nice to meet you!
Todd: You guys do realize that because she's typing your names you don't have to-
NOT. YOUR. TURN. GAWSH TODDLES. Why do you always interupt others???
Todd: T.T
Carry on.
Scarlett: I'm Scarlett and oh my gosh, I can't wait to meet you! I love new people and friends and did you know that I like kittens? Well, I do and I found my alter-ego and-
Okay, next!
Lewis: *waves*
...he's quiet.
Okay, Todd, your turn now.
Todd: No. I'm not talking.
*le sigh* You're not talking to ME you're talking to Cami, who's never done a thing to you!
Todd: FINE. Hello. I'm Todd. Pleasure to make your acquaintence.
I can't spell. ^^
Terry: Bonjour. I'm the sarcastic vampire.
We know.
Terry: Shut up. She might not!
I think she does.
Terry: Whatever...I'm not happy with you....
Who is?
Sam: *raises hand*
You're happy with everyone. Especially Terry.
Sam: *blushes* *waves* I'm Sam! Want a cookie? *holds them out*
Twins: HELLO PERSON WE'VE ALREADY MET AND STILL LOVE DESPITE OUR DOUBTS THAT YOU LOVE US BACK! *tackleglomp Cami*
...sorry...
AJ: Meh. She doesn't like me. I don't see why I should have to-
*holds up the duct tape*
AJ: *sniffles* Whatever. Hi. We've established who I am. I'm going to bed now. *stalks off*
And Salem, since you love him, who's only staying here for a while.
Salem: *smiles quietly from the corner*
Scarlet: *turns the camera (don't ask)* How can smile LOUDLY?
Scarlett: Like this! *smiles and talks through teeth* LAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Scarlet: Can I kill her?
Louis: Um...no.
Terry: *facepalm* We should leave now.
Sam: Nobody? Seriously? THEY'RE COOKIES PEOPLE!
Till: Ooh! Biscuits!
Wrevor: Huzzah!
Both of them: *run over*
Till: By the way-
Wrevor: If you see a spoon-
Twins: TELL. US. PLEASE.
We're going now...
Todd: Thank goodness. We've wasted enough time in people's days...day...life....eternity...
Right, well, who wants a hello from us crazies next, huh?
Everyone: NO! *hits the PUBLISH POST button before I can say anything else*